AMORE????!!!!!

Ok I have been slackin but unlike some people I do have other things to do than spend endless hours composing blogs...

Ok so what is really going on in this fucked up world of ours??? I mean why do adults have to act like children when it comes to relating to the oposite sex....How hard is it really??!!....Ok I have to admit I have some issues too but sooner or later I say how/what I feel to the person I am "thinkin" about....I don't mind putting in my 2 cents worth but when I have to be repetitive I get bitchy to say the least...I guess lately I have had a bit of an attitude not because any one person has shit in my wheaties but everyone and everything combind has just been eatting at me...I'll get over it maybe when I get a steady man---I have the "Booty Calls" I just want MORE...."Rebecca" says I am to harsh when it comes to the way I talk to men but I look at it this way I want to know if you're gonna shit or not if NOT then get off the pot so someone else may shit.....Oh and a real big fricken thank you "Sam" you put me back lastnight about 6 steps for getting "Rebecca" to explore other ventures....I think when people stop worring what others think that all will be just peachy--a bit less stressful and then maybe I won't be such a cranky bitch...Ok it sounded good for a split second--didn't it??!!!!!

Sam and Rebecca (what else) :)

fun fun ---went to the local hole Saturday and it was a totally diff crowd this time...It was quite interesting twords the end of the evening when "Rebecca" was talking to "Sam" and "Diane" joined the conversation---I love watching "Sam" squirm...He really doesn't care for "Diane" but doesn't like conflict so he is nice to her....I was asked to help "Rebecca" get over "Sam" yeah right did hell freeze over??? This is funny shit--so I gave her number to one of the military boys in the bar---needless to say he hasn't called her yet but at bar close there was some "drama-trauma" (which I am NOT at liberty to say--yeah it's that fucked up)...So we'll give it a minute to see if he calls her or not...Kind of hard to help someone "get over" something when they really don't want to...Needless to say I had to pick up "Rebecca" This afternoon for she rode to the bar with "Diane" who is to be her new roomate DON'T EVEN ASK ....I went to pick her up and she was having lunch with "Sam" on the patio of "Cheers"...We were talking and got on the subject of getting drunk and stupid things we say so I busted out my cell and went to my messages and let "Sam" listen to them--DUH I really forgot what was said by "Rebecca" in her drunken stooper until "Sam" started to laugh and repeat what was said as he was listening to the message---"Rebecca was spilling her guts on how she liked him--has feelings for him ok you get the point...Needless to say after she turned 3 shades of red we left...Have to see how this one turns out now...."Sam" was lit tonight so he grabbed his frozen pizza and headed out the door not saying much to anyone as he left...Good thing he did though for I don't think I could of handled another one of his rotten ass drops--OMG smells like the fricken sewer when it finally hits your nose and there is NO warning you get the smell and hope all of your nose hairs aren't removed--you scream out "Sam" damn it and all he does is grin his dorky lil grin then "Woody" sets a book of matches blazin on the bartop to cover the stench...I think I may just have to invent a oder eatter for underware--ya drop ass and it filters through sending out a mountian breeze or something to that effect----hell cow shit on a hot,humid summer day would smell better and that is pretty sad...BLAAAAAAK

A Day Off My Barstool

Tonight will be another spin of the stool...Let's see just how interesting "Cheers" can be on a Thursday night....I am sure "Coach"--"Rebecca"--"Sam"--"Frasier" and myself will be there....Wonder if A "Karla" will enter our domain this evening and if "Cliff" will show so we can conjur up something fictisious that he of course knows EVERYTHING about....What a dumbass to say the least....."Rebecca" had him sing Bon Jovi for one of the slugs that comes into the bar thinks he is the shit with his acustic gautar and vocal skills....With his bowl cut hair do and his out fit from the closet of the late 80's he would be more of a ringer for a Beetle----I can hear him singing as I write Koo Koo Ka Choo....Scary---real Scary!!!!.....I have a few ppl wishing really hard that one of his strings will snap so he can't play anymore but it hasn't happened thus far sense the last time....Back to "Rebecca's" kiniving ass---so she has "Cliff" singing Slug boys Bon Jovi the look on Slugs face was priceless...The fact that "Cliff" can't carry a note to save his ass is still better than more Bon Jovi from Slug Boy.....To help you out "Cliff" is built like a 9 yr old lil boy --looks of a bridge troll--and sings like his balls are in a vice grip....Now how's that for a visual??!!!

Breakin it to "Coach"

I was at the bar today and not the local watering hole...Had to take "Coach" to get his van and on the way I told him about the gentleman I just started to see on Sunday...It didn't go over to well by any means...What am I suppose to do ?? Wait for "Coach" forever to open his fricken eyes---Damn I ha ve told him before that I like him how much clearer can I make something....20 questions later and the dumbfounded look on his face I was on my way to my friends house....Called "Rebecca" and told her about it...She asked me what I would do if "Coach" asked me down the road to be with him for he finally realized how much he wanted to be with me---though I doubt that would ever happen but to her amazement I replied that I would have to let "Coach" down easy...I am with someone and do not know if it is gonna last or not but made the agreement to go at this one on one and thats what I intend to do....Besides the fact "Henry" is sooooo sweet I don't forsee anything going wrong but I am not counting on everything going right at the same time...."Rebecca" was really excited tonight--she was with "Sam" again and I guess it was very intense to say the least...I was less than receptive to what she had to say about her evenings ventures and feel bad for that is the last thing I wanted to do...Do not know what else to say except I am sorry that I was a bitch....

SOME MEN ARE CLEVER==NO REALLY (LMAO)

Went to the bar lastnight imagine that LOL....There was karaoke and there were some really bad singers there....There is a guy "Cliff" and lastnight we decieded to mess with him sooooo bad we were bored and it was fun and easy LOL..."Sam", myself ,"Woody"and "Fraiser" just got on "Cliff" bad and had a few more ppl from the bar in on it too..."Cliff" was ranting about samuri's from the african tribe which doesn't exhist but we had him convinced it did and he was adimit about everything about the tribe and the way they do things---it was beautiful to say the least...."Sam" has a blog of his own on here and so does "Rebecca" well now they know that eachother is reading the other's and I don't know how this is gonna turn out......I told her to keep on writting but she is hesitating to do so...."Sam" was being corgal to all even "Karla" so it was actually a good night all except the horrible singers......I was to tired to write lastnight but had a very good time Sunday--met a gentleman who I had been chatting with on the net and NEVER told him about "CHEERS" so when he sat next to me and asked if my name was what it was I freaked a bit..."Rebecca" took full advantage of this and her feeling of this being *fate* and now him and I are gonna see where it goes---who knows maybe this one will keep my mind off of "Coach"......ONLY TIME WILL TELL

Saturday night

My grasp of tolerance seems to be strangly strengthened and I really do not know why... I view wildly different people, places and perspectives with a benevolent eye. This attitude helped me learn a few things in the process. ...What may that be you ask??!! The fact that sometimes no matter how much bullshit is going on around you that if you drink enough "bombpops"etc--NOTHING matters nor does anything bother you....The barstools sure were turning lastnight as the "backstabbers" and the "stabbies" were sharing the same air....Glances and hypothetical knives were flying across the room the tension was soooooo thick that it would of taken a sawsall to cut thru....(for the women reading-sawsall heavey duty saw cuts thru alot of shit)....There is one of the regulars in the bar "Sam" who is a good lookin fella but has not realized thus far that sleeping with several of the regulars "Diane","Rebecca" and even stooped as low as to do "Karla" is going to wind up to be a very ugly situation....Yes if you haven't noticed, the names I used are from the show CHEERS the local watering hole is just like that you walk in any given day of the week and it's a very unified "Hi NORM"....Lastnight there just happened to be 4 of "Sam's" ventures in the bar and it was really about to get ugly--though I talked "Diane" out of purchasing a pitcher of beer soley for the intent of pouring it over "Sams" head I really would of loved to see it and to tell ya the truth he desirves it....Weather male or female sooner or later things will come back to bite you in the ass---carma is a bitch and "Sam" has a rude awakening I feel comming very soon..."Sam" goes thru women faster than a bic lighter but seems to be just as heartless tossing out the women as he would the lighter when out of fluid---UR DISPOSABLE should be tattooed on his fricken forehead.....I am safe though for I didn't fall for the wiles of "Sam" I am sure he is already scoping out his next "victim" I just wonder how long before the kill.....Monday night is the next turning of the stools let's see what it brings.....

IS THIS HIGH SCHOOL????????

Do you ever wonder what it would be like to be in high school again?? I don't for I see it everytime I go to my local watering hole...It is so damn hard to remember some of these ppl r adults the way they act is sickning ! I have 2 teenagers who carry themselves 10 times better than these 30-40yr olds...The backstabbing is amazing good thing nobody has knives it would be extremely bloody...I am the type of person that if I do not like you I WILL tell you I will not be nice to you to your face and talk shit behind your back...Isn't this the way things should be???!!! Of course I say things behind ppl's backs I am human but unlike 98% of the ppl in this world I have the "BALLS" to say it to the person's face...I am one of the nicest ppl you can ever meet until you do me/my family or my close friends wrong and then I am evil...I can be very typical of my astrological sign(Scorpio) if pushed to that point...I do not by any means like to be hateful but some ppl just don't have brain cells working well enough to realize it's not nice to test/push me to those limits--there usually isn't any reversal when someone pushes my "bad" buttons...Tonight these button pushing ppl will see the "dark" side of me and I do not think they r gonna be to pleased at the outcome...