Sam and Rebecca (what else) :)

fun fun ---went to the local hole Saturday and it was a totally diff crowd this time...It was quite interesting twords the end of the evening when "Rebecca" was talking to "Sam" and "Diane" joined the conversation---I love watching "Sam" squirm...He really doesn't care for "Diane" but doesn't like conflict so he is nice to her....I was asked to help "Rebecca" get over "Sam" yeah right did hell freeze over??? This is funny shit--so I gave her number to one of the military boys in the bar---needless to say he hasn't called her yet but at bar close there was some "drama-trauma" (which I am NOT at liberty to say--yeah it's that fucked up)...So we'll give it a minute to see if he calls her or not...Kind of hard to help someone "get over" something when they really don't want to...Needless to say I had to pick up "Rebecca" This afternoon for she rode to the bar with "Diane" who is to be her new roomate DON'T EVEN ASK ....I went to pick her up and she was having lunch with "Sam" on the patio of "Cheers"...We were talking and got on the subject of getting drunk and stupid things we say so I busted out my cell and went to my messages and let "Sam" listen to them--DUH I really forgot what was said by "Rebecca" in her drunken stooper until "Sam" started to laugh and repeat what was said as he was listening to the message---"Rebecca was spilling her guts on how she liked him--has feelings for him ok you get the point...Needless to say after she turned 3 shades of red we left...Have to see how this one turns out now...."Sam" was lit tonight so he grabbed his frozen pizza and headed out the door not saying much to anyone as he left...Good thing he did though for I don't think I could of handled another one of his rotten ass drops--OMG smells like the fricken sewer when it finally hits your nose and there is NO warning you get the smell and hope all of your nose hairs aren't removed--you scream out "Sam" damn it and all he does is grin his dorky lil grin then "Woody" sets a book of matches blazin on the bartop to cover the stench...I think I may just have to invent a oder eatter for underware--ya drop ass and it filters through sending out a mountian breeze or something to that effect----hell cow shit on a hot,humid summer day would smell better and that is pretty sad...BLAAAAAAK