A BIT EVIL AND TWISTED 2 SAY THE LEAST

Have you ever been so frustrated that you just want to smash everything in your path ? Well, that is me... Some people just don't care what others think or feel and it sickens me... Long story short-- my mother had a gentleman friend who was awesome (so everyone thought) at the beginning, and after quite some time his horns came out... Now I am by far no saint, but this man takes the fricken cake. How someone can look at themselves in the mirror when they feed off of lonely older women kills me... He feeds himself and goes about what he wants on a daily basis and puts nothing into the fridge or the household... He went for a walk the other day and I got a crystal clear visual of a car zooming around the bend and BAMM road pizza... I found myself with a fiendish smirk on my face as the thought was passing through my head and I felt bad... What kind of person am I to seriously wish harm onto another ? If I needed a ticket to hell, this is it... It gets worse-- it didn't stop there... I have had several thoughts of his demise-- some are pretty creative yet twisted but when it comes down to it all are wrong....One of my best is going up north and clubbing him over the head (just to knock him out) then (this is the sick part) stripping him naked (feeling the puke in the back of my throat now) duck taping him to a tree-- dumping honey on him and waving goodbye mother trucker....The animals and bugs would have a field day to say the least.... Call me sick, call me twisted, call me whatever you want but do not judge me unless you can honestly say you have never had evil, demonic thoughts about someone else..... I am biting my tongue and getting everything done legally even though it is a longer more painful process than I would like.....

A NEW SAGA

Ahhh... Summer is here and somethings just never change... The mindless dribble is still happening and Rebbecca and Sam are still going at it over stupid shit... We have left "Cheers" and now we congregate on Sam's deck... We like to eat so there is something different on the grill daily to please our pallets... Cliff stokes up the fire pit and goes a bit off the deep end to where we all are gasping for air, but he means well... Frasier is bound to pop in with his "cheery" attitude and healthy appetite lol... I get a real kick out of Frasier he can sure dish out the bullshit but can't take it very well... Tonight we are having tacos and the setup is nice to say the least... Box fan with the hose mister is a lifesaver, if it wasn't for the mister we would be melting... All are well aware of tonight's diner plans so there should be no confusion as to what is going on and no dagger throwing glances and blaring stereos are foreseen... The other night Sam forgot about our diner plans (how is beyond me) and something as simple as I am sorry I forgot would of calmed Rebbecca's wrath... I was a bit upset also just for the simple fact that it is hot as fuck out and I hate eating in front of people... Frasier showed up to our surprise and he had already ate diner before he came--- 3 plates of chicken and rice later he said he was full... ROFLMAO....Men are so dumb ya gotta lurv them !!!! I can taste the tacos already... Rebbecca is becoming such the lil cook lately-- cool yet scary

TO MANY PEOPLE BREATHING MY AIR

I know I have been slackin but I don't really care...You ever feel like to many people are breathing your air?? Well that is where I am at right now...I am getting sick of hanging out at Cheers and I think it is just because I am single...Time to figure out something new...I hate feeling like the 3rd wheel and that is where I am more often than not...Back a few entries ago I had meantioned Paul--MR FRICKEN WANNA BE BON JOVI...This fool comes in with his guitar and thinks he sounds good when he really doesn't...Hell I wish his strings to break all the time and they only have once damn it...I know it sounds hateful but this guy is a knob...He is about 5'8--165lbs soakin wet--has a bowl cut (he should be singin the Beetles)--and heaven forbid if he ever matches his clothes...He is like the little brother I am glad my mother never had top say the least...I don't know who told him he was good at what he does but he isn't...I really wish he would try out for American Idol just so I could record it when Simon torn his ass up....To top it all off he is sleeping with the bar "door knob" ok so she's an extreamly easy piece of ass but come on "Sam" hasn't even went there so that can tell ya how bad/nasty she is....Don't get me wrong she is ok looking but crazy and slutty don't even begin to discribe her...She very rarely talks to me anymore(thank heaven) because I don't fall for her poor pittyful me bullshit...She wasn't to happy last week when I had to break it to her that "Coach" didn't give 2 shits about her never did she was just a piece of ass and nothing more ever..Wheeeeeew hee hee the look on her face was priceless--damn it was good enough for the Master Card comercial---A pitcher of beer $5.00>>A jager bomb $5.00>>A pack of smokes $3.75>>The look on Sarahs face when ya tell her Coach never gave a shit and she was just a piece of ass and he doesn't want her PRICELESS---

AMORE????!!!!!

Ok I have been slackin but unlike some people I do have other things to do than spend endless hours composing blogs...

Ok so what is really going on in this fucked up world of ours??? I mean why do adults have to act like children when it comes to relating to the oposite sex....How hard is it really??!!....Ok I have to admit I have some issues too but sooner or later I say how/what I feel to the person I am "thinkin" about....I don't mind putting in my 2 cents worth but when I have to be repetitive I get bitchy to say the least...I guess lately I have had a bit of an attitude not because any one person has shit in my wheaties but everyone and everything combind has just been eatting at me...I'll get over it maybe when I get a steady man---I have the "Booty Calls" I just want MORE...."Rebecca" says I am to harsh when it comes to the way I talk to men but I look at it this way I want to know if you're gonna shit or not if NOT then get off the pot so someone else may shit.....Oh and a real big fricken thank you "Sam" you put me back lastnight about 6 steps for getting "Rebecca" to explore other ventures....I think when people stop worring what others think that all will be just peachy--a bit less stressful and then maybe I won't be such a cranky bitch...Ok it sounded good for a split second--didn't it??!!!!!

Sam and Rebecca (what else) :)

fun fun ---went to the local hole Saturday and it was a totally diff crowd this time...It was quite interesting twords the end of the evening when "Rebecca" was talking to "Sam" and "Diane" joined the conversation---I love watching "Sam" squirm...He really doesn't care for "Diane" but doesn't like conflict so he is nice to her....I was asked to help "Rebecca" get over "Sam" yeah right did hell freeze over??? This is funny shit--so I gave her number to one of the military boys in the bar---needless to say he hasn't called her yet but at bar close there was some "drama-trauma" (which I am NOT at liberty to say--yeah it's that fucked up)...So we'll give it a minute to see if he calls her or not...Kind of hard to help someone "get over" something when they really don't want to...Needless to say I had to pick up "Rebecca" This afternoon for she rode to the bar with "Diane" who is to be her new roomate DON'T EVEN ASK ....I went to pick her up and she was having lunch with "Sam" on the patio of "Cheers"...We were talking and got on the subject of getting drunk and stupid things we say so I busted out my cell and went to my messages and let "Sam" listen to them--DUH I really forgot what was said by "Rebecca" in her drunken stooper until "Sam" started to laugh and repeat what was said as he was listening to the message---"Rebecca was spilling her guts on how she liked him--has feelings for him ok you get the point...Needless to say after she turned 3 shades of red we left...Have to see how this one turns out now...."Sam" was lit tonight so he grabbed his frozen pizza and headed out the door not saying much to anyone as he left...Good thing he did though for I don't think I could of handled another one of his rotten ass drops--OMG smells like the fricken sewer when it finally hits your nose and there is NO warning you get the smell and hope all of your nose hairs aren't removed--you scream out "Sam" damn it and all he does is grin his dorky lil grin then "Woody" sets a book of matches blazin on the bartop to cover the stench...I think I may just have to invent a oder eatter for underware--ya drop ass and it filters through sending out a mountian breeze or something to that effect----hell cow shit on a hot,humid summer day would smell better and that is pretty sad...BLAAAAAAK

A Day Off My Barstool

Tonight will be another spin of the stool...Let's see just how interesting "Cheers" can be on a Thursday night....I am sure "Coach"--"Rebecca"--"Sam"--"Frasier" and myself will be there....Wonder if A "Karla" will enter our domain this evening and if "Cliff" will show so we can conjur up something fictisious that he of course knows EVERYTHING about....What a dumbass to say the least....."Rebecca" had him sing Bon Jovi for one of the slugs that comes into the bar thinks he is the shit with his acustic gautar and vocal skills....With his bowl cut hair do and his out fit from the closet of the late 80's he would be more of a ringer for a Beetle----I can hear him singing as I write Koo Koo Ka Choo....Scary---real Scary!!!!.....I have a few ppl wishing really hard that one of his strings will snap so he can't play anymore but it hasn't happened thus far sense the last time....Back to "Rebecca's" kiniving ass---so she has "Cliff" singing Slug boys Bon Jovi the look on Slugs face was priceless...The fact that "Cliff" can't carry a note to save his ass is still better than more Bon Jovi from Slug Boy.....To help you out "Cliff" is built like a 9 yr old lil boy --looks of a bridge troll--and sings like his balls are in a vice grip....Now how's that for a visual??!!!

Breakin it to "Coach"

I was at the bar today and not the local watering hole...Had to take "Coach" to get his van and on the way I told him about the gentleman I just started to see on Sunday...It didn't go over to well by any means...What am I suppose to do ?? Wait for "Coach" forever to open his fricken eyes---Damn I ha ve told him before that I like him how much clearer can I make something....20 questions later and the dumbfounded look on his face I was on my way to my friends house....Called "Rebecca" and told her about it...She asked me what I would do if "Coach" asked me down the road to be with him for he finally realized how much he wanted to be with me---though I doubt that would ever happen but to her amazement I replied that I would have to let "Coach" down easy...I am with someone and do not know if it is gonna last or not but made the agreement to go at this one on one and thats what I intend to do....Besides the fact "Henry" is sooooo sweet I don't forsee anything going wrong but I am not counting on everything going right at the same time...."Rebecca" was really excited tonight--she was with "Sam" again and I guess it was very intense to say the least...I was less than receptive to what she had to say about her evenings ventures and feel bad for that is the last thing I wanted to do...Do not know what else to say except I am sorry that I was a bitch....

SOME MEN ARE CLEVER==NO REALLY (LMAO)

Went to the bar lastnight imagine that LOL....There was karaoke and there were some really bad singers there....There is a guy "Cliff" and lastnight we decieded to mess with him sooooo bad we were bored and it was fun and easy LOL..."Sam", myself ,"Woody"and "Fraiser" just got on "Cliff" bad and had a few more ppl from the bar in on it too..."Cliff" was ranting about samuri's from the african tribe which doesn't exhist but we had him convinced it did and he was adimit about everything about the tribe and the way they do things---it was beautiful to say the least...."Sam" has a blog of his own on here and so does "Rebecca" well now they know that eachother is reading the other's and I don't know how this is gonna turn out......I told her to keep on writting but she is hesitating to do so...."Sam" was being corgal to all even "Karla" so it was actually a good night all except the horrible singers......I was to tired to write lastnight but had a very good time Sunday--met a gentleman who I had been chatting with on the net and NEVER told him about "CHEERS" so when he sat next to me and asked if my name was what it was I freaked a bit..."Rebecca" took full advantage of this and her feeling of this being *fate* and now him and I are gonna see where it goes---who knows maybe this one will keep my mind off of "Coach"......ONLY TIME WILL TELL